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'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

Man leaving house with 'The world ends at noon today sign' "What do you want for dinner, dear?"

The end is near...regulate banks too big to fail!

The End of Today is Near

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"Make sure you get payment up front."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"Perfect! By the way, I'm a huge fan of your movies!"

End of world nigh!!!

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"Don't worry, it's nothing."

Meet Thy Doom

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The End is Nigh

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"The end of the world is nigh."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

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'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

"You took your time!"

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

Doomsday Clock.

'Put it on my tab.'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'