Doomsday Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

Man leaving house with 'The world ends at noon today sign' "What do you want for dinner, dear?"

The end is near...regulate banks too big to fail!

The End of Today is Near

Apocalypse Research Center

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Doomsday marketing

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

End of world nigh!!!

"Perfect! By the way, I'm a huge fan of your movies!"

Meet Thy Doom

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The End is Nigh

"The end of the world is nigh."

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

TGI Doomsday.

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

"You took your time!"

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

'Put it on my tab.'

Doomsday Clock.

'The problem is you spend money like there's no tomorrow!'