Doomsday Humorist Pillows

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The end of baseball season is near

"The end is near."

'I suppose this means no golf today.'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

End of the world - 'Josine, would you note that in my diary?'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Apocalypse Research Center

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

End of world nigh!!!

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Doomsday marketing

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

The End is Nigh

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"The end of the world is nigh."

With friends like you...

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

Zombie Baseball

TGI Doomsday.