Doomsday Dramatist Pillows

Add a touch of dark humor to any space with pillows that celebrate the doomsday dramatist’s flair. Perfect for cozying up while contemplating society’s collapse or dreaming of dramatic finales.

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'You can take that off now.'

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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Optimist

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"I got those famous last words you wanted" mockup

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

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Free speech isn't cheap!

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"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid." mockup

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

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'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

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"Make sure you get payment up front." mockup

"Make sure you get payment up front."

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'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.' mockup

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

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'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.' mockup

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

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'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.' mockup

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

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The End is Near art gallery opening. mockup

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

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Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons. mockup

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

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Doomsday marketing

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Climate Change Contingency House

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'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...' mockup

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

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'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.' mockup

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

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The End is Near/Just the Beginning mockup

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

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'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.' mockup

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

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'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.' mockup

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

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Prepare to meet your author today! mockup

Prepare to meet your author today!

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"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!" mockup

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

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"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Actually, I will have fries with that." mockup

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

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"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!" mockup

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

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'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?' mockup

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

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"You took your time!"

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'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!' mockup

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

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"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?" mockup

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

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How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.' mockup

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

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'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.' mockup

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

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Doomsday Dramatist Pillows Collection

Doomsday Dramatist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring doomsday themes, perfect for those who love a darkly humorous start to their day and a touch of chaos in their coffee routine.

Doomsday Dramatist Prints

Browse our artistic prints that celebrate the theatrical and humorous side of doomsday scenarios—perfect for any creator who loves chaos and comedy in their decor.

Doomsday Dramatist T-Shirts

Discover our doomsday dramatist t-shirts, blending humor and apocalyptic flair—ideal for making a bold statement at home, work, or at your next creative gig.