Doomsday Pillows

'Personally, I think you're losing your focus.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Yippee! I'm right!"

The World Is Coming To A Complete Impasse.

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

Apocalypse Research Center

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

How to survive the coming crash.

Doomsday marketing

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Nigh

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

Prepare to meet your author today!

"The end of the world is nigh."