Doomday Planner Pillows

Spam - best before end of world.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Tsunami Evac Route

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Zombie Fish

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

When a nanosecond is forever.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Climate Change Contingency House

Clock in, Clock out.

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

'My backup special...'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."