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How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

End of world nigh!!!

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'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

TGI Doomsday.

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"

The end of baseball season is near

"I meet a lot of women in my work but I'm not good at forming long-lasting relationships."

"It just doesn't have the same panache."

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"I hate to say I told you so!"

The end is near...regulate banks too big to fail!

Vicar pulls public-toilet hand towel which reads 'The end is nigh'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

Deforestation.

WORLD ENDS TODAY!, 'You say that like it's a BAD thing.'

The split end is near.

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