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'You know you don't need to use permanent ink on that.'

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Apocalypse Research Center

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

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"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

The End is Nigh

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

"You took your time!"

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

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'Put it on my tab.'

Doomsday Clock.

The end of baseball season is near

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

"Brother Behan?! You would think the roof to fall in!"

"Have you tried ringing the help desk?"