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'You know you don't need to use permanent ink on that.'

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"Make sure you get payment up front."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

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'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

The End is Nigh

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"You took your time!"

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

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Doomsday Clock.

'Put it on my tab.'

"Brother Behan?! You would think the roof to fall in!"

The end of baseball season is near

"Have you tried ringing the help desk?"

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'