Invisible Admirer Pillows

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

The DaVinci Code

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

Magic Tricks

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Monster Baseball

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Prisoner still life painting.

Elusive Shadow.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."