Occultist Gifts

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

Love Potion Sale

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Paranormal A-Z...

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'It's Blurred.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Ill next Thursday

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Magic Act

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Amateur Palmist

David Blaine, Age 60