Underground Music Enthusiast Gifts

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'It's been taken care of.'

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Yo, Twitchy

Speleologist

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

"That's very deep house."

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

Shamisen

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'

Moles examine settlement development project.