Underground Music Advocate Gifts

"That's very deep house."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Going Down?

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

American Heroes

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'It's been taken care of.'

Yo, Twitchy

Speleologist

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"You will never play Rolling Stones music, is that clear!?"

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

Graphic novels, Comics, Underground comics.

Public Transport: Hell

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

Flower Seller.

'Well Tess told me that her husband was able to get perfect reception on their TV.'

Gopher girl mets mole man.

A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself

"I started out on the ground floor of this company many years ago, but my path took me in a different direction from everyone else!"

"I miss complaining about the subway."

“I’ve got all the first-name key chains they don’t put on the rack.”

No. 6 Train Graffiti Gets Personal