Amateur Naturalist Gifts

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Bear Traps.

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Grey Squirrels Out Competing Red Squirrel for Food.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Sperm Whale.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

Glimpses One Dollar

Bird plucking a cello

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

Nudist Beach for Muppets

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

Big Bucks

"Do these feet make me look fat?"

Evolution

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'