Quirky Thought Ponderer Gifts

"People are crazy."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Map of the human brain

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"I cross the road to forget."

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Large print e-book.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Is this who I am?"