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"People are crazy."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Map of the human brain

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Schrodinger's Black Box

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Large print e-book.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"I cross the road to forget."

Dreams I have had...

"Is this who I am?"