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Recycling effluent

The Map of the human brain

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Illogic Tree

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."