Quirky Green Thinker Pillows

Recycling effluent

The Map of the human brain

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Large print e-book.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Dreams I have had...

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

The lesser of two evils.