Thoughtful Philosophers Pillows

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Non Thought For The Day.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Dad, what is peace?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Great, now we're lost."