Mindful Reader Gifts

Zenemies.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

X-ray Psychology.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Don't even think about it."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

The power of the brain

"You have got to want to change."

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

She's good, but Mom's better.

"I worry that some people find me boring"

'I'm sorry we don't need another salesman besides I already know you're lousy at it.'