Mindful Reader Gifts

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Spirituality.

Zenemies.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

X-ray Psychology.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Don't even think about it."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Go ahead and dissect me

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

The power of the brain

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"You have got to want to change."

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'