Mind Reader Enthusiast Gifts

"Madam, how can I be expected to read your mind when you keep on changing it?"

'Mom's better.'

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

"I used to be able to read him like a book."

"We are thinking about what we need. Concentrate on our thoughts and prepare all the procurement documentation..."

You were thinking about ordering a large veggie? E.S. Pizza. In a perfect world.

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

ESP test

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

"You dirty old man!"

'I'm trying to read your mind like you often expect of me.'

ESP society.

Turned out the bird reads minds, too.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

X-ray Psychology.

Zenemies.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

She's good, but Mom's better.

'I'm sorry we don't need another salesman besides I already know you're lousy at it.'

Dominant Shrink.

No Leaders

"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."