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Welcome: Psychics Convention.

Mind reading institute - 'You can say that again!'

"Meet The Author"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Zenemies.

X-ray Psychology.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Monster Self-Help

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

One book... One book... One book...

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

Flower lamp.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

She's good, but Mom's better.