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Welcome: Psychics Convention.

Mind reading institute - 'You can say that again!'

"Meet The Author"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Zenemies.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

X-ray Psychology.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

A man and his dog both reading.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Monster Self-Help

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

One book... One book... One book...

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

Flower lamp.