Mind Reader Gifts

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

"I'm a sexual deviant...?! You're the one with all the dirty pictures!"

'Tell you what, I'll tell you what I'm writing if you tell me what you're writing.'

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

"I know what you're thinking."

'Stop trying to psychoanalyze me when I'm trying to psychoanalyze you.'

Anger management.

X-ray Psychology.

"I don't understand how you can spend all day listening to people's problems?"

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Telapathy.

'He's paranoid, and it's his birthday next week. What do you buy for the man who has everything - against him?'

Is it for coercion, exploitation or patronage - or is it just for someone you like?

'I'm sorry we don't need another salesman besides I already know you're lousy at it.'

'Quit trying to hack into my intellectual property.'

So, Al, how are you getting along with Criswell? I didn

Do you know something I don't? Not at all. Then why have you been staring at me all day, as if you're trying to burn my image into your memory? Nothing to worry your tender little head about. Oh, you always were insecure. I mean are. What do you know?! So insecure: But this time, so right.

"Don't even think about it."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"Don't take that tone of thought with me."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Zenemies.

Unguided imagery

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Innovative

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.