"Everyone's life looks like a spring break montage, whereas mine feels like a sad court hearing."
Mindful Scroller Gifts
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'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
Zenemies.
Screen Time vs Book Time
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'
"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."
"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."
Yoga To-Do
"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."
Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.
Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.
"You have got to want to change."
Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive
'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!
"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."
"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"
Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)
'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'
Exercise vs Laxative.
Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy
Just think of meditation as "mental floss."
"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."
'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'
Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."
Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.
"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."
Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...
People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel
Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles
Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.
Question man
"You know what your problem is? You think too much."
Meditation Center
Mindful Scroller Gifts Collection
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