Mindful Scroller Mugs

"Everyone's life looks like a spring break montage, whereas mine feels like a sad court hearing."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Zenemies.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Yoga To-Do

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"You have got to want to change."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Question man

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'