Prayerful Scroller Gifts

Why god isn't listening...

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

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"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

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"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"Robert prays for the answers."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Answer to Prayers - NO

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'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

Pray now - Go later.