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"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

"I do if she does."

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'

'It's serious. He's taking me to meet his support group.'

'I haven't committed to a man yet. I'm waiting 'til they come out with the new improved version.'

'I just don't think I'm ready yet.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

'He just always acts like he's trapped in the relationship.'

"For better or for worse? How much worse?"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"Be your Valentine? - I'm not ready to make a COMMITMENT like that!"

"Useless lot... every time she finds Mr Right he says she's Mrs Wrong."

"Thanks, Steve, but I'm not ready to settle down just yet."

"Look, it was fun, but I don't think I'm quite ready to get into a textual relationship with you at this stage."

"Do I believe in marriage? Can I get back to you on that?"

"Why not give it another 24 hours?"

'My guess is you're not here looking for a casual relationship.'

'Listen George, my husband is away, this is Brian and I'm due to elope with you tomorrow!'

JUST keep getting MARRIED! (5 marriages between us)

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"...In sickness and in health, till... Well, let's not set a time limit, okay?"

"Alice, you have to make a decision. This is still a monogamy state."

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

Why is it so hard for some people to commit? It's primal. It goes far beyond feeling trapped. It feels like you've quit living and settled into a slow, agonizing wait for your own death! Or so I've heard. Lot to consider when picking a sandwich.

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Your issue reminds me of one I had with my 4th wife... or was it my 5th?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Reginald was barely committed to three dimensions...

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"