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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Damned if you do...

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"I do if she does."

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'