Navigating Commitment Issues Mugs

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

"I need a man who will commit."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"I did say I wanted to get married, but that was a false positive."

Teach her the Meaning of D.I.Y.

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'

Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

'I just don't think he's ready to have a family. He can't even look at eggs in the supermarket without having a panic attack.'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

Of course he loves me...he wants me to be the grandmother of his children.

"It's a swell offer, Brad, and you're a great guy, but I've just got out of a bad limited partnership, and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment yet."

'But, by not getting married, we've eliminated any chance of divorce.'

'I like you, Abigail, but I'm feeling too much pressure in this relationship!'

'I just don't think I'm ready yet.'