Overcoming Commitment Issues Prints

'I just don't think he's ready to have a family. He can't even look at eggs in the supermarket without having a panic attack.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Relationship Warning Lights

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Hello, Susie, it's R

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Dating Death

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"And you're telling me this because?"

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'