Commitment Consideration Gifts

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Unconditional Loveseat

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

A Reasonable Time for Concern

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"