Commitment Consideration Mugs

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Unconditional Loveseat

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"