Commitment Discussion Gifts

"He hasn't given me a drawer yet, but I do have a designated outlet for my charger."

Of course he loves me...he wants me to be the grandmother of his children.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Unconditional Loveseat

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'