Commitment Reflection Gifts

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Unconditional Loveseat

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"