Commitment Comrades Pillows

"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'