Commitment Comrades Prints

"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Unconditional Loveseat

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"