Commitments Prints

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"I made a trial new year's resolution so I can test it out to see if it's something I can live with for a year.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

January Joiner

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Marriage Returns

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'