Commitment Tester Pillows

'This is a meaningful relationship, the sex means a lot to me.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

Monogamy

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

Preachers with far too much input

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I need a man who will commit."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."