Comic Convention Crusader Mugs

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'We lost funding.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Superheroes.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

"Finding a big enough venue for the partner conference wasn't easy...eventually we had to settle on Las Vegas!"

"Too Marvel?"

Brian wasn't so sure he had made the right choice of fancy dress...

David Bowie Superfan