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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Planet of the Lawyers

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Way too much information on your resume.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

"He's not good with criticism."

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

'I would advise against suing the devil, his lawyers are really good.'

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

HornyWood

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'