Cinema Etiquette Connoisseur Mugs

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Steve McQueen

Canadian film production

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Drive in movies.

Movies vs. Films

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'