Cinema Etiquette Connoisseur Pillows

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Steve McQueen

Canadian film production

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Only One Item or Fewer.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Kirsten Johnson

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"