Cinema Etiquette Enthusiast Pillows

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

Cell phones

Noisy parrot in the cinema.

Man in bright shirt distracts cinema goers.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Steve McQueen

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Canadian film production

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Kirsten Johnson

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Movies vs. Films