Cinema Etiquette Crusader Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the cinema etiquette crusader? Our collection blends humor with a love for film culture, making it ideal for those who champion polite movie-going. From witty mugs to expressive t-shirts, find a perfect way to honor their passion for respectful cinema experiences. Show appreciation for their dedication to good manners—and maybe get a few laughs along the way.

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Unfettered Corporate Campaigning. mockup

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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Planet of the Lawyers

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"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention." mockup

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

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'Way too much information on your resume.'

'Way too much information on your resume.' mockup

'Way too much information on your resume.'

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Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales. mockup

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

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"At least he's honest about it..." mockup

"At least he's honest about it..."

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'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.' mockup

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

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'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.' mockup

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

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"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..." mockup

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

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'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.' mockup

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

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"I'm pre-legal analysis."

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"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge." mockup

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

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"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?" mockup

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

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'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.' mockup

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

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'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.' mockup

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

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"I'd like an aisle seat, please." mockup

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

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'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan) mockup

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

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"He's not good with criticism."

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Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!' mockup

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

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Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!' mockup

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

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'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.' mockup

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

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'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.' mockup

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

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'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?' mockup

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

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'I would advise against suing the devil, his lawyers are really good.'

'I would advise against suing the devil, his lawyers are really good.' mockup

'I would advise against suing the devil, his lawyers are really good.'

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'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.' mockup

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

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The Verdict Is Union Yes!

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"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

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HornyWood

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'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.' mockup

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

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'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!' mockup

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

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Cinema Etiquette Crusader Gifts Collection

Cinema Etiquette Crusader Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating cinema etiquette crusaders—perfect for those who champion respectful movie experiences. Find your favorite design today!

Cinema Etiquette Crusader Pillows

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Cinema Etiquette Crusader Prints

Browse our artistic prints honoring the cinema etiquette crusader—perfect for decorating any movie fan's space with wit and style.

Cinema Etiquette Crusader T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts featuring the cinema etiquette crusader—ideal for film lovers who believe in good manners and great humor. Shop now!