Comedy Crusaders Gifts

Supermarket Jam.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Hypnotoon

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

Polly Clinic.

HornyWood

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"Too Marvel?"

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,