Comedy Crusaders Gifts

Supermarket Jam.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Hypnotoon

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

The Family Joules: Part 15

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

Polly Clinic.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

HornyWood

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

"They represent the candy cane guild."

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"Too Marvel?"

Piñata attack

"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Four