Humor Cruisers Gifts

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Tom Cruise

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

Many clowns in rowboat

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

'I hate these school reunions.'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

Fingerlings.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

"This one should be a pushover. Agent Walt did the ground work years ago."

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'