Humor Cruisers Pillows

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Tom Cruise

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

Many clowns in rowboat

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Another impulse purchase?"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

Fingerlings.

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

'I hate these school reunions.'

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'