Marine Humors Gifts

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Shellfie

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

Fingerlings.

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'I hate these school reunions.'