Marine Humors Prints

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I got one this small.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

Shellfie

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Fingerlings.

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'I hate these school reunions.'