Space Comedy Cruiser Gifts

"This one should be a pushover. Agent Walt did the ground work years ago."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

First space criminal investigation

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'