Classic Film Crusader T-Shirts

"This could be our big break, Sam! She wants to file a class-action defamation-of-character lawsuit against any studio that ever made a film-noir movie, on behalf of femme fatales everywhere!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

The Family Joules: Part 15

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

HornyWood

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Video game

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"