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"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

HornyWood

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"When is it my turn?"

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

Sale.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."